sakotis | ( hollyheights ic inbox )

liet i was eating this popsicle and it had writing??? and its lyk "where do u find a 1 legged dog" and im lyk "idk???" so then i ate my popsicle and it had the answer and its lyk "where u left it!!!"

AND IDK WHERE I LEFT IT???

Edited 2013-05-02 13:43 (UTC)

i dont hav a 1 legged dog and this popsicle is telling me stuff and dude

DUDE

i dont hav a 1 legged dog

but if it has 1 leg it probs cant move rite??? lyk i dont think u can move with only 1 leg??

wut if i did hav a 1 legged dog tho??? lyk wut if the landlord gave me it and i lost it and omg

i lost a 1 legged dog?

HELP ME FIND IT???? becuz omg

losing animals isnt cool and mayb its wondering where i am??

BUT I DONT LOSE ANIMALS???

LYK OK I LOSE THINGS ALL THE TIME LYK MY SHOES AND MY BRUSHES AND CLOTHES AND FORKS AND UR STUFF!!! i dont lose alanya??? except 4 the 1 time i left her in my closet BUT I REMEMBERED HER AND SHE WAS OKAY AND JUST SLEEPING??????

ill name it sumthing cute when we find it. im naming it zinnia

ok i ate another popsicle and this time it sed sumthing else 2 me? it says "y cant ur nose b 12 inches long???" and im lyk "wut does this hav 2 do with zinnia???"

so i finish eating the popsicle and it tells me

BECUZ THEN UR NOSE WULD B A FOOT

im rly confused and wut about zinnia???

i dont want my nose 2 b a foot anyway

Poland please calm down. They're just silly jokes. You don't have a dog or a long nose.

And you don't need anymore popsicles.

they cant b jokes becuz u suck at jokes!!

Even I know small ones like this!

I'm not that bad at jokes, though, am I? [ he never actually thought about it before, which is probably why ]

ya u r BUT WUT ABOUT ZINNIA

[THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, LITHUANIA. GOSH. This is about the one legged dog that doesn't even exist!!!]

A popsicle stick can't make a dog appear out of no where, you know.

i think the landlord gave me the dog and told me through the popsicle stick

aliens r weird. idk how they communicate liet but i rly dont want a 1 legged dog homeless and having nowhere 2 go

I JUST ATE ANOTHER 1??? and this time its lyk

hav u heard the joke about butter??
I BETTER NOT TELL U OR IT MITE SPREAD

( T o T )

[He's getting pretty Distressed here.]

What's the problem with that one?

WUT IF THE BUTTER WAS GOING 2 HELP ME??? idk wut the landlord is doing now

liet where wuld u leave a 1 legged dog??? where wuld i??? u help me find stuff all the time!!!

I really don't think you should worry. [ it's like hell froze over ]

But how would the butter help you find a dog?

idk

this is all rly weird. y didnt he send me a letter?? or lyk leave my dog at the door or sumthing??? lyk hes a real jerk but he was super dependable about mail

[At least some things are sacred.]

[ this is just sad now ]

Poland, if you had a one legged dog, I'm sure you'd know by now.

Like Alanya! How did you find out you had her? She was on your stoop right? Then if you had a new dog, that's where it'd be! [ he can feel that pouty sad face through the phone... ]

I WULD NO IF I REMEMBERED WHERE I LEFT IT

i just hav 2 remember

[Hold on, though. He's finishing another popsicle. This time it says "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because this joke wouldn't exist if it didn't." That actually makes him stop to think. What?]

[Then he remembers Lithuania said they were jokes. That's when it hits him. These WERE jokes. Horror suddenly floods his system as he remembers everything he typed to Lith. His sadness and his actual distress at losing a one legged dog that never existed.

Oh no. Lith is going to think he's dumb. This is like when he couldn't screw in a light bulb and Lith talked to him like it was so obvious how you did that THOUGH IT REALLY WASN'T. Then how he didn't think he could connect to that game without help. Oh no. Oh. No.

It's complete horror that suddenly just makes him start sending the next text.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA??????????

Edited (oops html) 2013-05-30 06:55 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I BET U TTLY DID THINK I THOUGHT I HAD A DOG DIDNT U???? LOL UR SUCH A LOSER LIET

IM LAUGHING RLY HARD

RLY RLY RLY HARD THAT IM CRYING

[Well. He is actually crying.]

[ HE WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE POPSICLES BRO ]

I knew you didn't have one!

Or is this another joke that I just don't get? [ since apparently he's shitty with them ]

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christ

omg i thought i had replied to this and i hadn't.

r u d e

i can't help it if i suck at paying attention!

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2/2 oops doing this again

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1/3 yeah i'm doing this again.

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